Here are 10 of the more fascinating things you’ll learn from “DoubleDickDude” about life with two penises.
1. High school was, uh, hard?
When asked if there ever was a time when he wished he had but one penis, DoubleDickDude replied “high school.” And when a Reddit user tried to cheer him up by saying, “But you were the baddest motherfucker in the locker room, right?” he said, “When it first got out, yeah. But then it became a joke and guys immediately thought i was gay, because . . . you know I guess I chose to have two cocks.”
2. He’s happy now happy with his anatomy
Has he ever considered having one of his penises removed? “In my mid teens, yeah, ” he said. “Now, hell no.”
3. Most of the women and men he’s been with enjoy the extra penis
“I’ve been in a serious relationship with a girl and a guy for a while now,” he said. “I call it monogamous because we are exclusive. She enjoys it. The three girls before her enjoyed it. It’s sort of made a few run screaming in the past. Usually the ones I get to know well before we date are cool with it. I don’t talk about it otherwise. Like, if I’m not going to have sex with you, you won’t know I’ve got two dicks. LOL”
4. Yes, he has inserted both into “the same hole”
Asking what it’s like to have both in the same orifice, he answered, “Snug? 😉 It’s nice. I like hearing the moaning from the person I’m squeezed inside of.” Regarding one particular woman, he said, “She complained later, though, that her cervix was poking out and that her hole was huge. She kept coming back for more at least for three months. LOL”
5. He avoids public restrooms
“If I do use [a public restroom], I try to use the stall and not a wall urinal,” he said. “There’ve been times where I’ve had to use the urinal and because I have one muscle that controls my piss, it lets the stream flow out both my dicks. So unless I pinch off one of them it comes out both and that doesn’t feel good. So I have to take both out to pee. Yeah I’ve gotten stares and even had a few guys at various times go, holy shit.”
6. Both penises pee at the same time . . .
“It’s not tricky,” he said. “I’ve pee’d from both all my life. ;)”
7. . . . But they usually get erect at different times
“It always starts that way,” he said. “The left one starts to get semi first, then stops at a certain point. Right one then gets rock hard, and if I’m horny enough the left one will continue to stiffen up and get bigger. Once or twice, with a cock ring on, they’ve both been equally rock hard.”
8. They both “cum” at the same time, though not at the same speed
“If you’re working on the left one you have to suck it out,” he said. “The right one launches every time. ;)”
9. Not all of his sexual partners believe both penises are real
“[The reaction] varies from girl to girl,” he said. “Some have been like, wow. Some have been like, that’s fake! Some have freaked out like, called me names. Most are pretty curious, but i dont have casual sex anymore. . . [In the past] girls were nervous and some changed their mind at the last minute. Dudes never change their mind; they always want it even if they’re freaked out a little. LOL”
10. Yes, he does have a favorite penis
“The right one,” he said. “The left one has a grudge against me for it too. LOL”
FAKE OR NOT? IS UP TO YOU
